THIS is the moment a gigantic 33-FEET-long anaconda was found by terrified builders on a construction site in Brazil.Do you get the force of connection here? They found a 33ft long anaconda. You can bet body parts that you cherish that bigger ones exist deeper into the jungle.
The huge reptile, which weighs in at at a whopping 63 stone, was discovered by the workers after they carried out a controlled explosion in the Cave of Altamira in the northern state of Para.
Now do you understand why I believe these are aliens from another world sent to terrorize? Now do you understand why we need Space Marines to eradicate this threat? Just kidding but FUCK! 33 fucking feet long!
I've heard the stories from the old skool Marines about having to kill lions that were stalking them in the jungles of Vietnam, of snakes that if they bit you you would take two steps before you died and all kinds of other craziness that I dismissed as coming from crazy old men.
Now? Now I know I was right when I said the desert is easy, the jungle is hard.