Ft Bragg Twitter shows how to deal with the weird ones!

@FtBraggNC Yo dawg, can you tell the special ops team in charge of this special access project to

1) stop watching me masturbate, shits weird
2) stop the alien from blasting my head with his lil LRAD weapon
3) Shut down psyops on civilians...

K? That's an order.

— ETsRunTIprogram (@EIprogram) September 2, 2019