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| A King Cobra (the worlds longest venomous snake) has attempted to catch, kill and eat this Reticulated Python (grows to be the longest snake in the world) and has been coiled and strangled by the python and died in the process. Both were dead when found. The King has met its match... |
This is a double "hell no!"...Do you fucking see what I see? In case you don't then let me fill you in. I see two demonic creatures from my fevered dreams. A fucking King Cobra that looks like he has a mouth bigger than the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen with the added benefit of being able to deliver venom courtesy of two big ass fangs that for the life of me I can't understand why the good Lord in the sky above would equip him with AND (as if one hell spawn wasn't enough) a fucking reticulated python that is twice as long as I am tall, that can wrap itself around my body in the blink of an eye that suffocates, crushes and causes heart attacks to its victims, oh and since God obviously has a sense of humor he also gave this motherfucker a huge ass mouth filled with razor sharp teeth...I guess the joke was that he didn't give him venom but considering the other tools the jokes on me.
I hate fucking snakes.
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