I don't care how big, hairy and low hanging they are...this WILL raise the blood pressure of any military parachutist!

What a scary moments for that paratrooper 😯😯 pic.twitter.com/LEJyvivT4F

— aviation-fails (@aviation07fails) April 4, 2019

Jesus!  This is the stuff of nightmares.  Hung up and dangling on the side of a plane?  Hoping the Jump Master has his shit wired tight and didn't get pencil whipped thru the course!

You can bet whoever packed that chute is gonna have a microscope stuck up his nether regions for months...but before that they're gonna have him making back to back jumps from his pack for a couple of weeks straight!

Just glad it worked out.  If this bubba had panicked and deployed his reserve it could have gotten real nasty.